Oh, the Mighty Leaders of Math.

By, Kento Ogata

2/9/2021

Oh, the mighty division. Why are you so difficult to solve?

 You are even worse than your twin, multiplication. 

I could hear your crackling laughter in my head.

You two are always glowering at people like you are the boss of the universe.

 Oh, the mighty addition. Why are you so negative? 

Why can’t you be more positive like your twin, subtraction whenever I solve you? 

I can sense your gloominess wafting from you.

I can smell the musty black smoke rising from you, sucking everything that crosses its path.

Oh, the mighty divisor, why can’t you ever get along with your twin, the dividend? 

You guys are loud as an entire pack of screaming birds. 

People can hear you all the way from the moon!

 You guys are like water and oil, but ten-thousand times worse.

Oh, the mighty numerator. Why can’t you ever help your mom, the denominator?

 She is always heaving and puffing like a broken machine. 

Why do you need to be so cold? 

Why don’t you carry the heavyweight so she can be lighter, at least once in her lifetime?

Oh, the mighty square. Why can’t you stop making fun of the circle?

 Just because it has no angle doesn't mean that you are greater than them. 

Please, do not bully them more. Can’t you see? 

They are on the verge of breaking.

Oh the mighty, pi. 

You are the boss of fraction, geometry, multiplication, division, and many more great leaders of math.You go on for infinity, and you will never die.

 They will always admire you as the greatest leader of all the great math leaders.